Coronavirus and Lyme disease
My wife turned to me and said:
“I feel a sense of impending dread. Do you think it’s the Coronavirus?”
I said:
“Yup. Symptoms of Coronavirus: 1) shortness of breath. 2) fever. 3) Sense of impending dread.”
She said:
“I meant the thought of Coronavirus is giving me a sense of dread, but ha ha.”
In other news, they refuse to close the schools and for some reason there’s no food in the supermarkets.
We are Ill-equipped for the end of days.